Brian - Seattle, WA
As a young buck from the city of angels where you see hot girls as much as you see cell phones, one could get easily intimidated like I was until one momentus night. I was walking through downtown after work on my way to the bustop. There was this sexy woman with long hot viricos veins, big saggy boobs, carrying a large load of junk in the trunk as well as grocery bags in her hands. I thought to myself wow! why isn't anybody helping this elderly beauty. I said to her in my low monotone voice "need some help" she replied "thank you so much my dear I'm exhausted, those bags are so darn heavy". I felt the instant connection like an arrow only cupid could've shot us with. The lady said to me "If only I was forty years younger" and off she went into her five star retirement home. That night a mack was born. A incident like that is exactly what I needed, from then on I acquired the confidence that is neccessary to land grade B- girls.
Johnathon Nielson - Los Angeles, CA
Let me tell you something son. The best mack of all is the ugly band guy. The ugly band guy has very little game but he's in a band which makes him irresistable to a certain segment of the female population. I've witnessed it several times in my life. Not to be shallow, but it'll knock you off your feet. You'll be walking down the street and some long hot bisnatch, almost hooker-like hot dame will be clinging on to some skinnyass-half-bald-broken-beak-cross-eyed-freak of a dude and it'll blow your fucking mind. You'll say to yourself, "What the fuck! Is my mind playing tricks on me." But the reality is, you just saw an ugly band guy w/ a girl you would pay money to screw. For all those dudes out there who think they're the bastard son of Frankenstein and Jabba the Hut's Sister, there is hope. For all you dudes out there that realize you're only capable of making low four figures. There is only one option. Get yourself in a band son.
Butterfinger (Eminem's Mentor) - Detoit, MI
